Things I have learned this Summer...

1. Always find and intermediary that will help you get between you and your crazy.
2. Never examine your eyebrows in the rear view mirror on a non payday week.
3. Frozen Bananas work better than Ice Cubes in a smoothie.
4. As hard as you may try strange cultural habits that you grew up with will inevitably rear their ugly head at the strangest time.
5. Norwegians have the best potluck sides, this is to make up for the short comings of the main course.
6. Beer with breakfast is not always the worst thing you can do. Oxycodone and Beer for breakfast is a whole other story.
7. You never really leave where you come from especially since the advent of MySpace and Facebook.
8. Daytime TV is evil. We wonder why the feminist movement happened, just watch a couple of hours of 'The View' and you will see why women want to go to work.
9. Listening to Bob Marley and the Wailers is like smoking good weed through your ears.
10. Olympic Handball is the greatest sport on the planet. I am not talking about that stupid shit with a rubber ball either. I am talking about giving some blood hand ball.