Wednesday, May 6, 2009

10 Things I have learned this Spring

10. One acquires a lot of useless crap after living in an apartment for almost three years.

9. Sometimes a little apathy is needed to get the most good done.

8. You can not always 'Fix' people...It is like nailing JELL-O to a hot wall.

7. No big change ever just sneaks up on you...It is a combination of many little changes.

8. Never trust a French Woman!

6. Taking a handball to the face is like getting a little glimpse of nirvana...It knocks all unnecessary thoughts out of your head...Plus once the sting subsides it feels pretty good.

5. Ikke spise gul sno!

4. I am going to need help getting my life either boxed or sold.

3. ABBA wrote some pretty awesome break up songs.

2. Never add your Grandmother as a friend on Facebook.

1. I AM GOING TO NORWAY!

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